Freunde, seid ihr KISS Fan? Dann gibt es für euch nun das ultimative Merch! Kiss verkaufen an ihre Hardcore-Fans Saiten für Luftgitarren. Das bisschen Plastik mit Luft kostet dabei nur $3.99 und ist billiger als echte Saiten. Am Ende allerdings keine Alternative. Keine Ahnung, wer so etwas kauft.

These strings are precision manufactured to the highest standards and most exacting specifications to ensure consistency, optimum performance, and long life. KISS Air Guitar Strings are made from nothing wrapped around more nothing, with specially tempered nothing-plated high carbon nothing, producing a well-balanced tone for your air guitar. Gauges .000, .000, .000, .000, .000, and .000. And best of all, they’re only four bucks for a pack of none! WHAT AN AMAZING VALUE!!! That’s a great use of four dollars and is definitely not just throwing your money away.

(via Metalsucks)