Welcher Einwohner Springfields bist du?

Dieser Test anlässlich des 20. Geburtstag der Simpsons ist ein psychoanalytisches Meisterwerk, welches verrät, welchem Einwohner Springfields du am ähnlichsten bist. Neben Homer und seiner Familie gibts es ja auch noch andere und das kam bei mir raus:

Heute etwas für unsere Weinkenner

Ja ihr habt richtig gelesen, heute gibts ein kleines Special für unsere Geniesser des roten Traubensafts. Es ist doch mehr als nur lästig, bei seinem Glas immer wieder nachschenken zu müssen, bis die Flasche leer ist. Doch jetzt ist Schluss damit, denn nun gibts das perfekte Weinglas, in dem eine ganz Flasche Platz findet!

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The world’s oldest living things

Im folgenden Video zeigt uns Rachel Sussmans Fotos von den ältesten Organismen der Welt, welche sie an der TED Konferenz vorgetragen hat. Snip von Youtube:

Rachel Sussman shows photographs of the world’s oldest continuously living organisms — from 2,000-year-old brain coral off Tobago’s coast to an “underground forest” in South Africa that has lived since before the dawn of agriculture.

Rachel Sussman: The world's oldest living things
Rachel Sussman: The world's oldest living things

Guns N‘ Roses und Duff McKagan – You Could Be Mine

Das Axl zusammen mit Slash nochmals auf einer Bühne steht, werden wir wohl kaum mehr erleben – doch jetzt hat sich doch tatsächlich letzten Donnerstag der frühere Bassist Duff McKagan in London es sich nehmen lassen, ein paar Songs aus alten Tagen zusammen mit Herrn Rose zum besten zu geben :slash:

Guns N‘ Roses und Duff McKagan – You Could Be Mine
Guns N‘ Roses und Duff McKagan – You Could Be Mine

DBD: Evil Boy – Die Antwoord

«Die Antwoord» haben einen neuen Clip am Start, der hier doch einfach in die Gruft gehört :)

Die Antwoord - Evil Boy (Explicit Version)
Die Antwoord - Evil Boy (Explicit Version)

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yooo evil boy! why is your incanca so big?
all the better to love you with!
no glove no love! if you don’t belive me
take your dirty hands off my umthondo wisizwe!

everybody go ho! like a thundercat
i’m all up in the club in my underpants
no shirt on cos it’s fuckin hot!
let’s go diplo pump it up!
girls wanna say hello to me
from the zefside to the fuckin overseas
i’m looking at who’s looking at me
looking at you looking back who can that be?
when i’m all up this
bitch you know who the motherfuck it is
roll through the club like a tokalosh
ninjas hung like a fokken horse
yeah girl! i’m a freak of nature
sign my name on your boob fuck a piece of paper
if you feeling me:cool…not feeling me:fuck off!
wies jy? fokkol! umnqunduwakho!

hook

mamelapa umnqunduwakho!
andifuni ukuyaehlatini!
sukubammba incanca yam!
andi so stabani!i
ncanca yam yeyamantobi!
incanca yam iclean!
incanca yam inamandla!
ndiyinkwekwe enkulu!
angi funi ukuba yeendota!
evil boy 4 life! yebo!
evil boy 4 life!

hook

yo-landi vi$$er so fancy like this dope ass beat
rock the motherfuckin microphone with no panties
i’m a bad ass chick yo my black magic
spelletjies make all the boys go: damn that’s sick
lie down on the bed boy lemme light the candles
uh uh! don’t touch! yo-landi just too hot to handle!
blind-fold you tie your hands up with the hand-cuffs
even though you lying down, i can make you stand up
spirits in the room tickle you like a sneaky prawn
fuck a pen and pad i write my raps with a ouija board
draw a pentagram on your chest wif my lip-stick
visions in the mirror heavy zef futuristic
lemme take your pants off let’s see what you made of
go through your pockets no we not going to make love
go through your wallet, woo! what a lot of paper!
what a fuckin sucker! see you later masturbator!

hook

i went from fokol to so fokken hot right now i’ll put you in your place
motherfucker skrik wakker we coming through pumping you full of bass
fok rustig eks apokaliptikal fucking you in the face
zef cherries tjoon my : spieg my fokken hol nat
fuck everyone eyes on the prize when i go for the jugular
surprise me or fokof and die if i remind you of how much you suck
everyone’s so fokken so-so, yo we been sent to fuck you up
zef techno mosh-pit gang$ta nommer een kind
everything you rap about come true if you got some freakin balls
but mind your tongue when you rhyme on the drum gaan vra vir biggie smalls
i gotta rock if you motherfuckin like it or not, yo is you ready for
this ho$tyle take over? bow to the fokken master
my slang is banging i’m freaking the fuck out of myself, yo i’m my biggest fan
cos buddy when you man down no fokken hands out when you really need a hand
machine gun rapper, lekker budda-budda motherfucker, yo i’m bigger than
koos kombuis se ma se fokken poes

na na na na na! you can’t fuck wif this ou
blah blah blah! whatever! watch a million fuckin kids go
na na na na na! super fokken fris flow
ninja, wanga and yo-landi vi$$er vs diplo

evil boy
evil boy
evil boy loves you

Street Fighter: Legacy – Short Fan Film

Grossartig gemachter Fan Film rund um Ryu und seine Street Fighter. Snip von Youtube:

‚Street Fighter-Legacy‘ a Streetlight Films production, co-directed by Joey Ansah and Owen Trevor, produced by Jacqueline Quella and stars Jon Foo as Ryu and Christian Howard as Ken.

‚StreetFighter-Legacy‘ a liveaction short film fan project, based on the popular Capcom gaming franchise: Street Fighter. Officially endorsed by Capcom

StreetFighter Legacy has been a labour of love and passion project for its creator, Joey Ansah, who not only conceived and pitched the project, but also co-directed, co-wrote and choreographed it, alongside cameo’ing in the film. Collaborating, creative partner and long time friend Christian Howard was part of the project from day one, co-writing the script and story elements, as well as further down the line, storyboarding the film, being assistant fight choreographer and most importantly playing Ken Masters.

Streetlight repped Australian Director Owen Trevor came onboard to co-direct the film. His experience and style carried forward from shooting on 3 series of the acclaimed ‚Top Gear‘ have really been an asset to the project and given it a strong visual flair.

Street Fighter: Legacy - Short Fan Film
Street Fighter: Legacy - Short Fan Film

DBD: Chapel of Blood – Murderdolls

Murderdolls Present - Chapel of Blood
Murderdolls Present - Chapel of Blood

Take my hand and you will never see the daylight again,
Come in, come in, into the blood red chapel of sin,
Inside you’ll see the horrors of reality,
Now beg, now scream, bow down and bleed for me,

You got blood, we’ll take it,
Come on in, into the chapel of blood,
You got blood, we’ll take it,
Come on in, into the chapel of blood.

Now don’t be afraid, there’s a new relation with this blade,
Your body in lace, in a pool of blood on display,
I won’t forget the beauty of your blood as it drips,
Now beg, now scream, bow down and bleed for me.

You got blood, we’ll take it,
Come on in, into the chapel of blood,

You got blood, we’ll take it,
Come on in, into the chapel of blood.

Into the chapel of blood,
Into the chapel of blood.

Bow down and bleed for me,
You got blood, we’ll take it,
Come on in, into the chapel of blood,
You got blood, we’ll take it,
Come on in, into the chapel of blood.

Into the chapel of blood,
Into the chapel of blood.

Code Z : The Series – Official Teaser

Freunde der Gruft, es ist wieder mal an der Zeit Trash pur hier reinzustellen und dazu gibts sexy Drillinge vs. Zombies. Snip von Vimeo:

A fun, completely independent, action series about a zombie outbreak that thrashes a private boarding school causing triplet sisters, Katelyn, Hayley, and Lena to become official zombie hunters. The media labels this Zombie attack, «Code Z». Dedicated to michael jackson.

Code Z : The Series – Official Teaser
Code Z : The Series – Official Teaser

The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time

Was sich Drehbuch Autoren manchmal ausdenken, ist eher zum weinen, als zum lachen, doch in diesem Clip werden die wohl dämlichsten Zitate der Filmgeschichte an einander gereiht. Zu sehen gibts dabei:

American Beauty, Batman & Robin, Gigli, Showgirls, Troy, Star Wars, G.I Jane, Love Story, Cast Away, Star Wars, City of Angels, As Good As It Gets, Pearl Harbor, Titanic, Ever After, Death Race, The Covenant, X-Men 3, They Live, Commando, Matrix, Diary of a Mad Black Woman, Total Recall, Wicker Man, Point Break, Lethal Weapon II, Boondock Saints, Predator, Road House, Kindergarten Cop, Forrest Gump, Transformers 2, Lethal Weapon, Speed, Exorcist II, Armageddon, Juno, Blood Diamond, Goldfinger, Rocky 4, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Judge Dredd, Under Siege, The Happening, Eraser, Blood In Blood Out, Con Air, Air Force One, Bad Boys II, Snakes on a Plane, Notting Hill, Jerry Maguire, Ghost, Pretty Woman, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Dirty Dancing, Matrix, 300, The Postman, Congo, Wicker Man, Knowing, Predator, Troll 2, Poseidon, Face Off, Plan 9 from Outer Space, True Lies, Twilight, Battlefield Earth, World Is Not Enough, Flash Gordon, Showdown In Little Tokyo, Braveheart, Independence Day, The Room, Mortal Kombat Annihilation, Conan The Barbarian, Shark Attack 3, Lord of The Rings und Top Gun

The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time
The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time

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