Wrath of the Titans – Trailer

Hier der Trailer zum Sequel zu «Clash of the Titans«. Ich mochte den ersten ja trotz offensichtlicher Schwächen ganz gerne, aber ich mag Mythen, Fantasy und solchen Quatsch und ich sehe mir sowas als handwerklich solide Genrekost gerne an. Letztlich nur ein teuer produzierter B-Film. Passt scho. Aber wo verdammt is die Blecheule aus dem Original! Hier der viel zu lange Plot:

A decade after his heroic defeat of the monstrous Kraken, Perseus (Worthington) –the demigod son of Zeus (Neeson)–is attempting to live a quieter life as a village fisherman and the sole parent to his 10-year old son, Helius. Meanwhile, a struggle for supremacy rages between the gods and the Titans. Dangerously weakened by humanity’s lack of devotion, the gods are losing control of the imprisoned Titans and their ferocious leader, Kronos, father of the long-ruling brothers Zeus, Hades (Fiennes) and Poseidon (Danny Huston). The triumvirate had overthrown their powerful father long ago, leaving him to rot in the gloomy abyss of Tartarus, a dungeon that lies deep within the cavernous underworld. Perseus cannot ignore his true calling when Hades, along with Zeus’ godly son, Ares (Edgar Ramirez), switch loyalties and make a deal with Kronos to capture Zeus. The Titans’ strength grows stronger as Zeus’ remaining godly powers are siphoned, and hell is unleashed on earth. Enlisting the help of the warrior Queen Andromeda (Rosamund Pike), Poseidon’s demigod son, Argenor (Toby Kebbell), and fallen god Hephaestus (Bill Nighy), Perseus bravely embarks on a treacherous quest into the underworld to rescue Zeus, overthrow the Titans and save mankind.

Wrath of the Titans Official Trailer #1 - Sam Worthington Movie (2012) HD
Wrath of the Titans Official Trailer #1 - Sam Worthington Movie (2012) HD

Greatest GIF of all Time

Die nachfolgende Animation hält für jeden alteingesessenen Zocker, was der Titel verspricht :)

greatest gif of all time

DBD: It’s A Fight – Three 6 Mafia

Yeah! We gon‘ hit ‚em with the left (left), hit ‚em with the right (right)! It’s a fight, it’s a fight, head buss’em, head buss’em!

Three 6 Mafia - It's A Fight (Best of Rocky Balboa)
Three 6 Mafia - It's A Fight (Best of Rocky Balboa)

[Intro]
Yeah (yeah!)
We ain’t playin wit’cha(We ain’t playin wit’cha – step yo‘ ass up!)
What’chu wanna do? (And get yo‘ ass knocked out)
What’chu wanna do?
(Get ready!)
What’chu wanna do?
(Three 6 Ma-fi-UHH!)
Yesssssuhhhh (let’s go!)
YEAH! We ain’t playin wit’cha (it’s goin down)
It’s goin down (SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!)

[Chorus 2X]

We gon‘ hit ‚em with the left (left) hit ‚em with the right (right)
We gon‘ hit ‚em with the left (left) hit ‚em with the right (right)
It’s a fight, it’s a fight, head buss’em, head buss’em
It’s a fight, it’s a fight, head buss’em, head buss’em

[Verse One]
(It’s on!) See I’m the king of the ring ring
Ring the bell and I’m comin out swing swing
Swingin lefts, swingin rights ‚til they ding ding
He hit the ground, bounced up like a spring spring
Hit him again now like a bird he start to sing sing
Bright lights, camera flashin like bling bling
He started seein things – now I got him
Hands and knees on the floor, crawlin to the corner cry-ing
(Sucka!) I-I-I-I’m the man, there’s no de-fea-ting
And the-the-the the ground, you will be ea-ting
I wreck shop, non-stop, this is easy
Put him out the game like his name’s Milli Vanilli

[Chorus]

(We ain’t playin wit’cha!) [3X+

[Verse Two]

Here we go again with these cowards that be haters
Jealous of the Three 6, cause we gettin our paper
We’ll whip yo‘ ass, thought you knew
We don’t care about, no ass-talkin fools
Get yo‘ denture teeth knocked out
We don’t be playin when it come to handlin business
Hit you with that one hitta quitter, solid physics
Then we takin corners and we shuttin down your trap spot
Kickin down yo‘ do‘, and we stop you like the Juggernaut
Call the police, when you hear that we comin through
Eyes stay red from the liquor and them zu-zus
We’ll beat you down, anybody wanna step up
Better say yo‘ prayers, you gon‘ get your face messed up

[Chorus]

He-Man: He’s Sexy and He Knows it

Pech für euch, meine Damen, leider gibt es nicht viel zu sehen in diesem Video, aber hey, das ist He-Man, einer der Helden unserer Kindheit… ;)

I'm He-Man and I know it.  LMFAO Sexy and I know it Parody
I'm He-Man and I know it. LMFAO Sexy and I know it Parody

The Three Stooges – Trailer

Hier der Trailer zum lange erwarteten Three Stooges Film der Farelly-Brothers mit Will Sasso, Sean Hayes und Chris Diamantopoulos als Curly, Larry und Moe. Ich mag die Farellys und ihre Filme, ein bisschen übertriebener Körperslapstick ohne CGI – das gab es schon lange nicht mehr! Hach… waren das Zeiten. Ich finde den Trailer recht gelungen. Es ist exakt das, was ich erwartet habe. Unzeitgemäss? Ja! Gottseidank. Snip von Youtube:

Left on a nun’s doorstep, Larry, Curly and Moe grow up finger-poking, nyuk-nyuking and woo-woo-wooing their way to uncharted levels of knuckleheaded misadventure. Out to save their childhood home, only The Three Stooges could become embroiled in an oddball murder plot…while also stumbling into starring in a phenomenally successful TV reality show.

The Three Stooges 2011 Teaser Trailer
The Three Stooges 2011 Teaser Trailer

Krähe beim Rodeln – Sledding Crow

Freunde, hier ist ein lustiges kleines Video mit einer Krähe beim Rodeln. Alexis Madrigal von The Atlantic hat Alan Kamil, Co-Direktor des Center for Avian Intelligenz an der University of Nebraska, angerufen um seine Meinung zum Verhalten der Vögel zu hören. Kamil’s Antwort war wissenschaftlich, nämlich, das er sich dies nur so erklären könne, dass der Vogel am spielen war oder dieses Verhalten gesehen und imitiert hat.

“Human beings have a strong, strong, strong tendency that if we see an animal do something that’s analogous to what we do, like use a tool or answer an arithmetic question, we assume that the animal is doing it and understands the situation in the same way we do,” he said. “And sometimes that’s true but more often it’s false.”

Krähe beim Rodeln – Sledding Crow
Krähe beim Rodeln – Sledding Crow

Engineers blow stuff up with Science

With science or FOR science? Wie auch immer, spassiger Clip :)

Engineers blow stuff up with Science
Engineers blow stuff up with Science

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