Husband animated his wife's ill-told joke
Poorly told jokes probably come about simply because you can never really remember things. By 'man' I mean...
How to call the police
Günter F., an elderly gentleman from Harsum in the district of Hildesheim, was on his way to bed when his wife...
That Folks is What the Problem Is All About!
A farmer named Sam was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Hereford when suddenly a brand-new BMW ...
Just get a cigarette for a moment
Well, that's how it works ... :) Unfortunately, your browser cannot display embedded frames: (via Nichtlustig.de) ...
An animal meal to the food scandal
Mutti shouted through the whole house: "Hans come eat, lasagna is horsey!" But Hans immediately noticed the mold in the food and ...
Women are annoying in bed
Apart from sex - women are annoying in bed. If I disregard the erotic, women in ...
Business explained very simply
What is business? Father: I will marry you to a girl of my choice! Son: no! Father: It's the daughter ...
Swedis course for beginners and advanced
Friends of the crypt, it's time to share some knowledge again. Today with a Swedish course. Have fun with ...
SMS to Schatzi
Darling, before you get back from your trip, I would like to tell you about a little mishap. I had a little accident ...
Bunga Bunga
The good and decent Italian head of state Silvio Berlusconi is once again in the headlines worldwide and this because of a little ...
Diary of a wonderful cruise
Dear Diary! Day 1 Everything is packed for the cruise. All of my sexy clothes and also the great makeup ...
Don't say anything
A beautiful Russian woman married a German civil engineer and they lived happily ever after in Düsseldorf. But the poor woman did ...
This is how the argument started….
That's how the argument started ...... In the supermarket, I asked my wife if we could buy a case of beer for CHF 30 ...
The understanding of women
Last week my wife and I went to bed like every night. Only then did we begin to ...
Question of the day
How do emos greet each other? With open arms :) ...
Protection (covers)
Something that many people don't know ... The first groin guard in ice hockey was worn in 1874, the first helmet only in 1974. It ...
Dear Mr. Couchepin, I never want to go to a retirement home!
When I'm old and rickety later in the future, I will definitely not go to a retirement home, but to a ...
So are they, women and men
This is how women are: A man says to his wife: "I bet you are unable to say a sentence ...
The 6 truths in your life
You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue. You're an idiot for telling truth 1 on the ...
The joke of the day
Grandpa Balmer and K. sit together on a park bench and talk together. "So what the young things are today ...
The solution to the financial crisis
The economic cycle is amazingly simple, isn't it ?! It's August, a small town on the Riviera, high season, but it's raining, so ...
TGIF - SHIT
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with ...
Friday bullshit
What's orange and going over the mountains? A wanderer. What's orange and looking through the keyhole? A tension line. What ...
Steinbrück jokes
Absolutely wonderful what I found with Harald Schmidt about the dispute about tax oases, Switzerland and Peer Steinbrück :) Dear ...
The other day in the library
Actually, this would be a commercial from Mercedes, unless they had withdrawn it ... :) ...
Billag - the other day in the neighborhood
February 10th, tired and exhausted from work, I drove to my friend's apartment. It was tidy there, in ...
Investment banker jokes
What is the difference between an investment banker and a pizza? The pizza can support a family of four. Why do real estate agents look ...
The Theory of Intelligence
Well you see, norm, it's like this. . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as ...
Letter from the recruiting school
I have just received the part again by email. It's actually so old that it's almost n ...