What's on, if the dog at night poops on the floor and a Roomba over it travels? The poohpocalypse:

Sometime Between midnight and 1:30at the, our puppy Evie pooped on our rug in the living room. This is the only time she’s done this, so it’s probably just Because we Forgot to let her out before we went to bed that night. Now, if you have a detective’s mind, you may be wondering how we know the poop occurred between midnight and 1:30at the. We were asleep, so how do I know that time frame?

Why, Friends, that’s because our Roomba runs at 1:30am every night, While We Sleep. And it found the poop. And so begins the Pooptastrophe. The poohpocalypse. The pooppening.