Things My Dick Does

Caution, this post is Rated 18, not that we did not warn you and level is no cream! Der Tumblr „Things My Dick Does“ is a classic!, although I can not speak from experience. At least I think, I pretty well got my best piece in the handle. Unless he secretly sneaks out of his pants… :)

I’ve always wondered what my dick does in the times he is up before I am. He must get so bored waiting for me to wake up. Happens EVERY day. Poor little guy :\ Feel free to say hello to the little guy via inbox message or email thingsmydickdoes@gmail.com

And when he does that, he enjoys where possible with the following activities:

Things My Dick Does
Things My Dick Does
Things My Dick Does
Things My Dick Does
Things My Dick Does