Husband animated the badly told joke his wife

Husband animated the badly told joke his wife

Poor telling jokes arise probably simply a matter, because you can never remember the things properly. Mit 'man' meine ich auch mich, weil mir ...
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Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day

If a hunter on the bear hunt. After a while, he sees a bear and shoots. As the smoke clears, he noticed, he ...
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Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day

The wife of Meyer is drowned while scuba diving off Mallorca. Zwei Jahre später findet die Küstenwache die Leiche und schickt Meyer eine Mail: "Corpse ...
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Joke of the Day

Three old women go to the pool. When the first floats, bring it to the lifeguard and asks them, warum sie so gut schwimmen ...
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Joke of the Day

Which is better for women: Mad cow disease or swine fever? It's obvious! Swine! Dear ne horny slut as a stupid cow ...
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Joke of the Day

Man at the doctor: "Doctor, how can I 100 Be years old?" Doctor: "Do you smoke?" Patient: "no" Doctor: "Essen Sie übermässig?" Patient: "no" Doctor: ...
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Joke of the Day

Charges suddenly a woman completely dissolved out of the sauna and says to the supervision, they seie been touched inappropriately. The warden tries, the ...
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Joke of the Day

Ein Zürcher, a Bernese, a young woman and a nun sitting together in a train compartment. After a while the train passes through a tunnel. In the ...
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Joke of the Day

Der Bauer kommt früher als vereinbart nach Hause zurück und erwischt seine Frau mit dem Knecht im Bett. Er schlägt ihn K.O. than ...
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Joke of the Day

A young lady in the maternity ward is about to give birth and the midwife asks, if she wants, dass der Ehemann bei der Entbindung ...
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Joke of the Day

Ein Mann kommt in ein Tattoo-Studio und möchte auf sein bestes Stück einen Fünfhundert-Euro-Schein tätowiert haben. Dort ist man zwar an ungewöhnliche Wünsche gewöhnt, ...
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Joke of the Day

A rich man is on his deathbed. He wants to take his fortune into the grave. In his last hour he leaves his doctor, His ...
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How to call the police

How to call the police

Günter F. ein älterer Herr aus Harsum im Landkreis Hildesheim, was just on my way to bed, when his wife reminded him, ...
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Joke of the Day

Man, von Kopf bis Fuß wie Napoleon gekleidet, sucht auf Drängen seiner Frau einen Psychiater auf. "In, was haben Sie denn für ein ...
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Joke of the Day

Das psychiatrische Call Center. "Welcome to the mental health call center. if they feel threatened, so drücken Sie die 1! But quickly! Wenn Sie kein ...
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Joke of the Day

Fünf Deutsche in einem Audi Quattro erreichen die italienische Grenze. The Italian Customs Officer stops them and says: "Esse isse illegal zu fahre ine eine ...
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Joke of the Day

Ein Österreicher kauft sich einen schönen, new BMW. His neighbor, ein Türke namens Ali, buys shortly after exactly the same car. At one ...
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That Folks is what the Problem Is All About!

That Folks is what the Problem Is All About!

A farmer named Sam was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Hereford when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out ...
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Joke of the Day

Zwei Geschäftsleute in Florida haben sich in dem Laden, they just started to set up, set to take a break on one of the empty shelves. says ...
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Joke of the Day

"I am 35 und hab nen Körper eines 25-jährigen!" "Oh yes, where is?!" "Back in the trunk." ...
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Joke of the Day

Türkische Mutter erwartet ihre Zwillinge und ruft in einem Krankenhaus an und schreit nach einen Krankenwagen: "I'm pregnant and it comes out the same!" ...
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Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day

On the 8th day God created the dialect. Alle Völkchen auf der Erde waren glücklich. Der Zürcher sagte: "Läck Bobby, ich han en super geile Dialäkt, ...
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Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day

I stand in line at the checkout, me as a sharp blonde standing a little further back, friendly waving and smiling at me. I ...
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Only get short cigarettes

Only get short cigarettes

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Joke of the Day

The good Lord has been 6 Not been seen days. at the 7. Day he finds the angel Gabriel, and asks: "Wo warst du ...
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Letter from their basic training

Letter from their basic training

First, once the Swiss German version, followed by the High German: Liebs Mueti, liebe Vati Mir geits guet. I hope you, Anneli, Ueli, Rola, Ursu, ...
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Joke of the Day

The teacher at the end of the lesson: "Wer morgen weiss wo die Babys herkommen darf früher gehen." Paul asks his grandma at home. Die weiss nicht ...
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A meal for animal food scandal

A meal for animal food scandal

Mom cried through the whole house: "Hans, come eat, Lasagna is pferdig!" But Hans immediately noticed the mold in the food and replied only: "Deine Lasagne ...
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Joke of the Day

Blind sit two on the park bench. Has a sneezing, says the other: "Hey cool I'll open box also ne!" ...
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annoy women in bed

annoy women in bed

Mal abgesehen vom Sex – Frauen nerven im Bett. If I refrain from eroticism once, haben mir Frauen im Bett nichts als Ärger ...
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