Border Wall: IKEA offers a convenient alternative for Trumps Mauerbau to

IKEA offers a lower cost alternative to the originally planned wall version of Trumo, probably 15-12 would cost billions Doller, for just 9'999'999'999,99 US dollar. the „Border Wall“ comes in the typical IKEA design and of course quickly and easily assembled. According to government spokesman Sean Spicer President Trump reviewed the offer currently. In the basic configuration, the wall is according to plan 10 Meters high and 3144 Kilometer lang, but can be extended in height and width as desired. Only the warranty is on 5 limited years…


(via The postilion)

IKEA shows, how easy it is, to solve love problems

Love can be complicated, that Knowledge We all. In such a case will IKEA help. The enterprise, known for its furniture assembly instructions with questionable simplicity, has prepared a guidance for love. Therein are various complicated situations from the love life above and the Furniture Store-based solutions…

IKEA shows, how easy it is, to solve love problems
IKEA shows, how easy it is, to solve love problems
IKEA shows, how easy it is, to solve love problems
IKEA shows, how easy it is, to solve love problems
IKEA shows, how easy it is, to solve love problems
IKEA shows, how easy it is, to solve love problems

IKEA shows, as a family of ten lives in Syria

The Norwegian Red Cross calls every year the inhabitants of the land to Donate and this time also the furniture giant IKEA has participated. The furniture giant has in its Norwegian flagship store in Slependen a 25 Square transformed large exhibition area in the interior of a Syrian house. That the very different from the usual IKEA-living, should be clear, This starts with the stone walls have. Beds are as nil as other soft furnishings. Instead, the inhabitants sleep on mattresses and wash with water from a canister. Instead of the typical IKEA Product visitors can read, how in Syria with limited access to clean water, Eating and medicine lives. There are on each plate information, how to donate. The model for the Syrian house is the dwelling of a woman with nine children near Damascus…

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25m2 SYRIA

At IKEA the umvolkung is already well under way

Give the Hipster next time even a Craft-Beer in the Hand, so as not to confuse him with Salafists. In times like these it is often difficult, to distinguish between Ernstgemeintem and Satire. So I Kucke ever quite closely and fear, here are serious…

At IKEA the umvolkung is already well under way
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HIKEA: Furniture assembly on LSD and mushrooms

There is a Youtube channel called Hikea Productions, will be published on the videos, where people, the previously Drugs have purely refereed, IKEA Furniture assembling – try or assemble at least. Here we see Giancarlo and Nicole cobble together on LSD dresser:

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HIKEA EPISODE 1: GIANCARLO & NICOLE + LSD

In the second Video we see Keith, the desk „Micke“, Shrooms and much philosophy:

Keith takes shrooms and has an existential crisis about what it means to build furniture. Only at the end does he understand what the world has put into his lap.

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HIKEA EPISODE 2: KEITH + SHROOMS (repost)

Don’t try this at home. At least not in the combination… ;)

The IKEA Dictionary

Lars Petrus has a side, where he tried all name for products , sold at IKEA, to listen and to determine their origin: The IKEA Dictionary. The list is so far incomplete, but has nevertheless 1200 Product names and is gradually expanding. Also interesting with lots of links to the respective name.

The IKEA Dictionary

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