Robb Flynn’s Top 10 Jokes about the new Avenged Sevenfold Album

Robb Flynn about the new Avenged Sevenfold Album

As I see, is also Machine Head Robb Flynn from the new Avenged Sevenfold album enthusiastic, so that it is equal to a little Top 10 had to raise:

10.) Avenged Sevenfold – „Now with even MORE Metallica
9.) Avenged Sevenfold to change name to „Sad But Two“
8.) Number of „spurting penises“ drawn on Avenged logos suddenly skyrockets
7.) Eyeliner sales skyrocket as Thousands of heartbroken goth girls realize „Hail To The King“ is actually „that ugly AC/DC bands songThunderstruck'
6.) After hearing „Heretic“, Dave Mustaine flips out, Obama blames, Metallica and UFO's for the A7X stealing „Symphony Of Destruction“.
5.) After seeing how much success the band Bush had stealing other band names for song titles, A7X decided to steal „In Flames“ for latest chorus. Future chorus lyrics include „Tr-vi-um“ and „Kill-switch En-gage“
4.) Upon hearing latest album, Lars Ulrich goes all gangsta, breaks bottle of Dom Perignon on M. Shadows head, while his 11ft girlfriend put Shadows in headlock, as he screams in Shadows face, „You’re gonna rip off St. Anger next right, HUH? You’re gonna rip off St Anger NEXT RIGHT? HUH, HUH, HUH!!“
3.) „Black album“ sales skyrocket as fans realise where new songs came from.
2.) After hearing Avenged’s Guns N Roses cover „Doing Time“, Axl actually calls Slash, says, „Dude, What The Fuck?!“
1.) And the #1 joke about the new Avenged Sevenfold album: Avenged Sevenfold release statement that they’re NOT ripping off Metallica, announce side project with Lou Reed.


Album Review: Avenged Sevenfold – Hail To The King

„Hail To The King“ ist das sechste Album der kalifornischen Multi-Platin-Rocker „Avenged Sevenfold“ und ist wohl etwas vom uninspiriertesten was ich je in der Metalszene gehört habe! M. Shadows und seine Kumpanen haben diesmal den Metal der späten 80er Anfang der 90er Jahre für sich entdeckt und grasen so ziemlich alles ab, was damals auch nur halbwegs angesagt war. Ich war, bin und werde nie ein Fan dieser Band sein, but this was brought to this album, muss ich einfach bewerten und zwar als grottenschlecht! Of „düster“ and „brutal“ war im Vorfeld Reason, but klingt which Platte Schlicht so, as Metallica für die Massen nach ihrem „Schwarzen Album“ Hatten blades sollen. Und nicht nur dass, auch Guns N‘ Roses, Megadeth und etwas Panther and Disturbed werden durch den Fleischwolf gedreht und was dabei rauskommt ist schlicht gequirrlte Sch… But who already always Blessed mainstream Metallica times wails behind, wird mit diesem Album bestens operating.

Avenged Sevenfold - Hail To The King

Vielleicht Machen Men um singer M. Shadows und Gitarrist Synyster Gates momentan eine Phase durch, in which they pay homage to their ancient hero or they are generally on the nostalgia trip. The opener is not necessarily the best choice, to open up an album, of „Shepherd Of Fire“ is fairly slow. This condition is indicative of the whole album, because A7X are not really for the first time from the quark and comes in the full context so very quickly bored. Stomping mid-tempo and oppressive guitars dominate and run through the entire 53 Minutes of playing time. „Sheppard Of Fire“ erinnert stark an „Enter Sandman“ mit einer Deutlich Disturbed-Schlagseite. Ab zweiten them und zugleich Title-Track wird dann im knietief Retro Metal gewatet, aus welchem ​​sich die Scheibe in Weiterer Folge nur mehr für Bruchteile entfernt.

Avenged Sevenfold - Hail To The King

At „Doing Time“ positioniert sich M. Shadows als Axl Rose where Neuzeit, „This Means War“ hätte prima auf Metallica „Black“-Album gepasst und bei „Heretic“ wurde sich bei Dave Mustaine Schlicht und them Megadeth Classic „Symphony Of Destruction“ served. At „Planets“, where mit Abstand HARTEST Song auf dem Album, Lehnen sich Shadows & Co. „slightly“ bei Pantera an. In the verse of „This Means War“ could direct the „Sad But True“-Sing text. And when the quintet leaves the paths of their heroes briefly, as in „Requiem“ for example, is a certain creativity deficit only too clearly, because not only whether the sacral, parts sung in Latin that is a tribute to „Ghost“ and also the semi-ballad „Coming Home“ simply not convinced also. After the bombast and kitsch at the beginning of the song, are built here in the second part of Iron Maiden harmonies. The final, ausstaffierte with strings and piano „Acid Rain“ erinnert an Pink Floyd zu „The Division Bell“-Zeiten und hier treibt Shadows es dann zu weit gesanglich definitive…

Avenged Sevenfold

Das ganze Album ist wohl nur für die Zahnspangen-Trager Teenie-clientele gedacht und absoluter Mainstream. Aber sicher wird sich „Hail To The King“ wieder wie Sau und verkaufen die anstehende Tournee der Band wird für volle Häuser grief. Doch auch auf diesem Album fehlen pack the Hook Lines und Leadgitarren. Auch das langweilige Drumming von Arin Alejey, which was praised in advance of his new band mates for his technical genius, is most of the time only „Boom-boom-ta-ta“-Stomping. It simply lacks the bite. As already mentioned, I was, am and will never be a fan of Avenged Sevenfold and the album simply can not inspire the track. Seems to me „Hail To The King“ like an inventory of Metal Years 1990 to 1992. The band has clearly been copied in a creative way TOO MUCH of their models, if one wants to say so, to avoid the word „copied“ to take into the mouth. Fans are in „Hail To The King“ certainly find favor and those who have always blessed Metallica times lamented afterwards, can find an successful successor. All other better hearing right Music!

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Track List:

  1. 00:00 – Shepherd Of Fire
  2. 05:20 – Hail to the King
  3. 10:26 – Doing Time
  4. 13:54 – This Means War
  5. 20:02 – Requiem
  6. 24:26 – Crimson Day
  7. 29:25 – Heretic
  8. 34:19 – Coming Home
  9. 40:45 – Planets
  10. 46:43 – Acid Rain
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