The following Twilight saga parody "twiligt Breaking Cookie" Cookie Monster overcomes his addiction and the mere brief description of the parody is a better love story than „Twilight“:

Shortbredward is a yumpire with a cookie thirst and Belly is the girl who loved Shortbredward. The problem is that Shortbredward couldn’t control himself enough to share his cookies with Belly. Will Shortbredward ever learn to control himself or will Bacob the Wolf convince Belly to be with someone who has better executive functioning skills? Find out in Twilight: Breaking Cookie!