If a turtle is attacked and beaten up by 3 snails, the turtle goes to the police. The officer asks, "What happened to you?"
Turtle: «Well, I was attacked by 3 snails!»
Officials: "Could you recognize one of the perpetrators?"
Turtle: "Well no, you know, it all happened so terribly quickly!"

Snail 1: «Careful, a human!» *crack*
Snail 2: «Where?» *crack*
Snail 3: «There!» *crack*

Heinz is sent off by his wife to buy snails, which he does well. On the way back he went to the pub for a short beer. The short one turns into a long beer and when he stands in front of the front door after five hours, he gets scared of his wife.
So he puts the snails in two rows in front of the door and rings the doorbell.
When his wife opens: "So hop hop, just a few more steps and we're home".

A snail crawls up a cherry tree in winter. A bird comes by and asks: «What are you doing there?». The snail: «I want to eat cherries.» "But there's nothing to it!" says the bird. "If I'm upstairs, yes."

If two snails meet at the edge of the forest, one says to the other: "Why do you have a black eye?" Says the other: "Imagine, I'm jogging in the forest and all of a sudden a mushroom grows out in front of me!"

Two Roman snails see a slug. Says one to the other: «Yes, yes, last week's hurricane! There's another homeless person coming!"

The brisk Frieder and the lame Ludwig meet to collect snails. After half an hour, Frieder looks at Ludwig with his full bucket to see how far he has gotten. "Tell me, you only have three snails in the bucket!" Says Ludwig: Yes - it's such a stress these days - whenever I bent down for a snail - hooch hooch it was gone.

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