In our digitized world, technical skills and knowledge are gaining in importance in more and more areas of life. The following story provides further evidence of the limitless variety of possibilities these skills open up.
An employer discovered obscure scripts on his former programmer's computer. After a closer analysis of the source code, it turned out that the ex-employee had simply automated many of his work processes. Here is an excerpt from the clever scripts:
smack-my-bitch-up.sh
If the programmer was still logged into the company network after 21 p.m., an SMS with the content “late at work” was sent to his wife. In addition, he had created a list of excuses from which one was randomly selected and inserted into the SMS when this function was activated. We leave the name of the script uncommented at this point.
kumar-asshole.sh
The mailbox was scanned for emails from a customer named "Kumar". If keywords such as "help", "sorry" and "trouble" were identified, the customer's database was automatically set to the most recent backup. "Kumar" then received an email: "No worries, mate. Be careful next time."
hangover.sh
If no login was registered on the work computer by 8.45:XNUMX a.m., an e-mail with the content "not feeling well, working from home" was automatically sent to the boss. Of course, this is also supplemented by a randomly selected reason.
fucking-coffee.sh
Once activated, this script blocked the coffee machine. A medium-sized latte was then put on, but the machine only poured it into the cup 24 seconds later. The programmer needed this time to walk from his office to the coffee machine.
The entire story for reading and above all all scripts are there GitHub.
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