These pictures from the life of a software developer, i.e. coder, are neither new nor original, but that doesn't matter: it's all true! And something of! And the truth has never been new or original ...

When I show the boss that I have finally fixed this bug
When I show the boss that I have finally fixed this bug

When the project manager enters the office
When the project manager enters the office

When I'm deploying code to production
When I'm deploying code to production

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When I try to fix a bug at 3 in the morning
When I try to fix a bug at 3 in the morning

When my regex returned exactly what I expected
When my regex returned exactly what I expected

When I'm told that the module on which I have worked all the week will never be used
When I'm told that the module on which I have worked all the week will never be used

When the code that I have not tested on dev works perfectly in production
When the code that I have not tested on dev works perfectly in production

When sysadmin finally gives us the root access
When sysadmin finally gives us the root access

When I launch my script for the first time after several hours of development
When I launch my script for the first time after several hours of development

When I go off for the weekend while everyone else is still trying to fix bugs
When I go off for the weekend while everyone else is still trying to fix bugs

When the app goes into beta and the first bug reports arrive
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When the boss is looking for someone to urgently fix a difficult bug
When the boss is looking for someone to urgently fix a difficult bug

When a newbie suggests to add a new feature to the project
When a newbie suggests to add a new feature to the project

When the project manager suddenly looks on my screen
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When customer wants to change specification 2 days before pushing to production
When customer wants to change specification 2 days before pushing to production

When my script finally worked
When my script finally worked

When I am asked to continue working with a newbie colleague
When I am asked to continue working with a newbie colleague

When I'm told that my code is broken in production
When I'm told that my code is broken in production

When I find a solution without searching Google
When I find a solution without searching Google

When the intern tells me that «the tests are for those who can not program»
When the intern tells me that "the tests are for those who can not program"
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