In line with the EM2008, here is the explanation of the offside rule for women:

You are in a shoe store and you are standing at the cash register. There is only one lady left in the queue in front of you, a nice, personable figure. They seem to know the cashier and somehow belong together.

Suddenly you discover a pair of shoes on the shelf behind the cashier that you instantly fall in love with. You already have enough shoes, but this pair is unique, you just have to have it, this pair was only created to belong to you, you have to own it so that your life can be happily continued, it is no longer possible without it Pair!

Suddenly you notice how the lady in front of you in line is toying with the same couple ... the stupid cow! With eye contact, she signals that the couple should not get into your hands.

You two don't have enough money with you to pay the couple. It makes no sense to push ahead without being able to pay. The saleswoman looks at you patiently and waits.

Your friend, who is currently trying on other shoes in the store, recognizes your predicament and reacts, as of course a solidarity-loyal friend who you need in an extreme situation like this does. She plans to throw you her wallet so that you can skilfully walk around the sneaky, nasty beast in front of you and buy the shoes. She will throw the purse forward over her and while it is in the air, you circle the bitch, catch the money and buy the shoes in a flash.

But! As long as your friend has not completed the act of throwing it, i.e. the money is still in her hand and not in the air, you can be at the same height when overtaking, but not in front of the other customer ...

... otherwise you are on the sidelines!

Well, it should be right now, ladies ;)


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