The Hard Times, something like The Onion for punk and hardcore, has one Henry Rollins Driving App am Start, Tells You How Hard It Would Have Been to Get There in the 80's.
A new driving app voiced by Henry Rollins is quickly becoming the go-to navigation choice for punk and hardcore kids on the go. The new app, RatsEyes, gives driving directions to your destination while also shouting knowledge gained from the relentless work ethic of Rollins' legendary hardcore group, Black Flag. [...]
Noticeably absent from the app is a mute feature; Any attempt to silence the app only makes the Rollins narration more irritated. Also, RatsEyes features long-winded talks from the former Black Flag frontman that can extend up to 20 minutes after you arrive at your destination. Some users with Wifi-enabled cars have reported a glitch where the car locks until the stories are over.
Henry Rollins as a GPS app? I wouldn`t trust him.
«And do you want to know why?
`cause he`sa liar
Yeah he`sa liar
He'll tear your mind out
He'll burn your soul
He'll turn you into me
He'll turn you into me
Cause he`sa liar, a liar
A liar, a liar."