Absolutely wonderful what you can say about our French friends in the LeMatin may read:
The police in Le Locle pissed off the local authorities because they were busy tearing up pink flowers at the museum that they believed were cannabis. Below is a small comparison of the two plant leaves. The herb looks very similar
Everyone in Le Locle laughs and the museum bills the police for CHF 400 to repair the damage. A lawsuit is not being taken because the two police rambos clearly exceeded their competencies when they devastated the museum garden.
But there are other strategists in the police force, this time - for the quota - even women: A dutiful policewoman found two books with pornographic content in a library in La Chaux-de-Fonds. Agents were dispatched and when they came back and took photos of the books, it turned out that the porno books were literature about Modigliani and Picasso. The police tried to explain the mishap in such a way that, because of the new law and the offensive content, the books must not be found in areas that are accessible to children.
So I am extremely reassured to know that Switzerland's security is in such capable hands. The only thing I would be interested in is whether the police officers smoked the “pink flower” before or after they found the bad books…