Doomsday: The black hole

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Black holes are much more common in nature than is generally assumed. Only these holes have learned to hide well and are therefore not immediately noticeable.

There are many theories about what black holes could be. Because they do not occur en masse, but are often difficult to find in places where you would never have suspected a black hole. One theory assumes that black holes should have something to do with the Schwarzschild radius.

According to the latest findings, however, it is a machine that finance ministers very often have to deal with. This is a very progressive type of money-cutting that swallows, destroys and, of course, cuts up money in large quantities. In this context one speaks of black money.

And not only finance ministers have to do with these money cutters, but there is a special kind of camels who have instigated a barter economy with money. At this bazaar, also known as the stock exchange, a wide variety of things are traded and bartered as much as possible. Such things can be dung, which unfortunately is subject to very large fluctuations in value. And when the fluctuation turns out to be very large in a negative direction, the money cutters with their machines come to the fore again and destroy all the money they encounter.

Another category of black holes often plagues female camels for life. Female camels often carry a few fashionable gadgets with their humps. One of these things is called a handbag. And these handbags not only appear Spanish to many of the male camels, but it must be a black hole. Because the camel ladies can stow mountains of handkerchiefs, umbrellas, slips of paper, painting and varnishing supplies and other utensils in these bags.

Unfortunately, no male camel has ever been able to explore these black holes more closely. On the one hand, the female camels sit very often on their bags and on the other hand, the male camels don't feel like getting hit on the ears with these pockets, which are often misused by the female camels as a striking tool, so they dare to take a look into the holy of holies trust.

The third category of black holes often appears in infancy and then haunts one throughout camels' long lives. This is a harmless type of black hole in which only pacifiers, notes, keys or other small items disappear, which is why these things are often said to have a life of their own. However, this "life of its own" has finally turned out to be a black hole.

When a black hole implodes, an invisible hole is created.

According to reports from particularly dusty old people, camels can be sickened by a black hole. The hole then nestles in the central nervous system and typically leads to selective perception: Statements such as "I only heard you on the fifth call" or "I didn't even notice the dung heap" are well-known signs of the beginnings of a blackening of the senses. In addition, the hole infection can lead to more or less large gaps in memory, examples of which are politicians such as Helmut Kamelohl or Roland Kameloch; the process is occasionally confused with Alseimer's disease. I can't think of the rest right now...