The doctors "Elke"
The doctors "Elke"

As always, the lyrics are included here :)

It started when she called me and I was lost right away
Her voice sounded so tender and so soft in my ears
She sent me a photo, my heart almost stopped
It looked like a pizza, it was wonderfully beautiful
I even wrote her a love letter with a rose scent
And two weeks later we were lovers

Elke, fat Elke

We met alone at my house
It looked much, much thicker than in the photo
I put my arms around her, that is, I tried
I fell into her fatty tissue like a ravine
She is a real chunk, 3 meters in cubic
It looks like turkey breast with cucumber in aspic

Elke, fat Elke

I went to dinner with Elke, very chic with candlelight
I ate a little tofu, she ate a whole pig (a whole pig)
Elke is so cute, Elke is my crush
In summer it provides shade, in winter it keeps you warm
She has thighs that weigh several pounds, she is infinitely fat
I recently climbed it - without an oxygen device!

Fat Elke, Elke, disgusting Elke

I called her my hippopotamus, just joking of course
But I broke her fat, fat heart with it
She died from it, my sweet little darling
I couldn't bury her
There was no space in the cemetery

Elke, fat Elke
(no space for this protoplasmic sack from Elke)
Elke, disgusting Elke

(Bela for Daniela)


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