There you get up, still completely in the blubber, drunk with sleep and not quite in your senses after a strenuous night and, not knowing anything bad, you don't want to tip a small liquid pick-me-up behind your bandage in the early morning in order to slowly get going again . For this purpose, you wiggle, well, you now tap to the fridge to grab one of these modern, cold coffee milk drinks when you arrive there, because boiling water in the Blubb is only possible later and the coffee machine happens to be on strike again.

Ok, that's how you hold one of these plastic cups with a spacious plastic lid in your hands. In this case, the supposedly caffeine good morning wake-up kisser was the one Grande coffee macchiato the Migros, which was fresh, freed from the aluminum lid, found its way into my palate, just as I hoped to develop its tasty aroma and gently guide me into the morning ... - but what in the world runs down on me Neck down ?! In addition to the air, I also lost my spit! * brrrrrrrrrr * * buuuuuuuääääh * * wüüüürg * * spit out * : puke:

In terms of taste, I've never come across something as disgusting as “coffee” and I can say that no matter where in the world the coffee tastes a thousand times better than this, even if the spoon is in it bschutti! Migros proudly presents: Uncle Helmut's old socks filtered, an unparalleled taste experience! And the whole thing is so disgustingly sweet that you have spoiled your taste buds successfully for the whole day. I was shocked because after this indulgence my taste buds were withered! Thank you!


Because I'm always asked what the easiest way to invest in Bitcoin is: with the app relay It can be done in just a few steps and without complicated registration. Nobody has access to your Bitcoin except you. With the referral code REL 105548 Your fees will be reduced by 0,5%.

Psst, follow us inconspicuously!

More for you:

Support us!

 
"Dravens Tales from the Crypt" has been enchanting for over 15 years with a tasteless mixture of humor, serious journalism - for current events and unbalanced press reporting politics - and zombies, garnished with lots of art, entertainment and punk rock. Draven has turned his hobby into a popular brand that cannot be classified.

My blog was never designed to spread news, let alone get political, but with current affairs I just can't help but capture information here that is otherwise censored on all other channels. I'm aware that the design page may not seem "serious" to many in this regard, but I won't change it to please the "mainstream". Anyone who is open to non-state-compliant information sees the content and not the packaging. I've tried enough to provide people with information over the last 2 years, but quickly noticed that it never matters how it is "packaged", but what the other person's attitude towards it is. I don't want to put honey on anyone's mouth to meet expectations in any way, so I'll keep this design because hopefully at some point I'll be able to stop making these political statements, because it's not my goal to go on like this forever ;) I leave it up to everyone how they deal with it. However, you are welcome to simply copy and distribute the content, my blog has always been under the WTFPL license.

It's hard for me to describe what I'm actually doing here, DravensTales has become a culture blog, music blog, shock blog, tech blog, horror blog, fun blog, a blog about found items on the internet, internet bizarre, trash blog, art blog, water heater, zeitgeist blog over the years , Scrap blog and grab bag blog called. Everything that is right ... - and yet not. The main focus of the blog is contemporary art, in the broadest sense of the word.

To ensure the operation of the site, you are welcome to Make a donation by credit card, Paypal, Google Pay, Apple Pay or direct debit/bank account. Many thanks to all readers and supporters of this blog!
 


We are being censored!

Our content is now fully censored. The major search engines were asked to remove our articles from their results. Stay with us Telegram in touch or subscribe to our newsletter.


No thanks!