From current occasion there is for you today, dear friends of the crypt, the doctors with the song "With the sword to Poland". Today the situation is a bit different than in the song described by the doctors, but despite everything, it doesn't seem any less appropriate to me...

"Germany, February '92: The unemployed journeyman shoemaker René crosses the Polish border, heavily armed and in black combat fatigues...."

You're 20 and you don't grow a beard.
Your parents are at the post office.
You live in Marzahn, that's pretty tough.
Have been loosing all your life.
No friends, no girls (no job).
You'd like to be with the police.

At 13 you are already suffering from asthma,
lonely rattle on a tree.
Skinheads beat you up thinking you're a punk
and Canada is your dream.
How much more can you take (how much more)?
They even stole your moped from you.

You get yourself two gas pistols
A friend's ninja throwing star.
You do martial arts like Jean-Claude van Damme,
no longer afraid of the enemy.
A ninja dress from the department store (100 marks).
You borrow a sword from a friend.

With the sword to Poland (Poland),
with the sword (tell why René)!

Your family will see you again in full ninja dress.
You go to bed and think:
"Tomorrow is my big day."
Handcuffs, rope, ammunition (radio),
Sword, pistols and compass watch ...

With the sword to Poland (Poland),
with the sword (tell why René).
Your mother is clueless (clueless)
with the sword (tell why René).

“René was picked up by a Polish patrol just 200 meters from the border. A lay judge sentenced him to a fine of 15.000 zlotys (approx. 35 DM). He gets his weapons back and wants to go to Tokyo to get a lesson from the ninja master. He greets his parents in broken German: "Don't worry...".

DBD: With the sword to Poland - the doctors
DBD: With the sword to Poland - the doctors

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