1. Take the cat in the crook of your left arm, as if holding a baby. Place the right thumb and middle finger on both sides of Mäulchens and gently apply pressure, until the cat opens. Push pill into it and let the cat close the Mäulchen.
  2. Collect the pill from floor and pick up the cat from behind sofa. Take them back to the arm and try again.
  3. Get the cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
  4. Take a new pill from foil wrap, the cat again on the arm holding paws with your left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back area of ​​Mäulchens. Close it and count to 10.
  5. Fishing Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.
  6. Kneel on the floor and cat wedged between your knees. Hold the front paws. Ignore growls emitted by cat. Ask your man, hold the cat's head and forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub then the Katzenhalsband.
  7. Picking the cat out of the curtain. Take a new pill from the pack. Make a note, to buy new ruler and repair curtains.
  8. Instructions: How administered a cat pills

  9. Wrap the cat in a large towel. Drape the pill in the end piece of a straw. Ask your man, to take the cat in a headlock, so that only the head peeps through the elbow flexion. Levers they the Katzenmäulchen to open with pencil and blow the pill in her neck.
  10. Check the package insert to go to safe, that the pill for men is harmless. Drink a glass of water, get rid of the taste. Connect the arm of her husband and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
  11. Get the cat from the neighbor's shed. Take another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck, so that the head showing. Pry up mouth open with a dessert spoon. Flick pill down with a rubber band in the throat.
  12. Get screwdriver from garage and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check the date of your last tetanus vaccination. Throw your blutgesprenkeltes T-Shirt away and you get a new one from bedroom.
  13. Let the firefighters get the cat out of the tree on the street. Apologize to neighbor, which is crashed into fence, dodge to the cat. Take the last pill from the pack.
  14. Tie the front- and hind paws of the cat with clothesline together. Make it to the legs of the dining table. Castle garden gloves on, open mouth open using a crowbar. Stuff the pill into, followed by a large piece of fillet steak. Keep the head vertically and pour them water afterwards, the pill to flush down.
  15. Let yourself go to the hospital by her husband. Sit quietly, while the doctor sews fingers and arm, and you remove the pill from right eye. Keep on the way back to the furniture store and ordered a new table.

(via Hexenkessel)