Apr
11
Sonntag, 11. April 2010 um 11:56
Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List
Einfach göttlich, diese Liste, von der ich euch nachfolgend einen Auszug präsentiere, die vollständige gibts hier… 
- Taoism: Shit happens.
- Confucianism: Confucius say, “Shit happens.”
- Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
- Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
- Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
- Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
- Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
- Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
- Methodist: It’s not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
- Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
- Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
- Calvinism: Shit happens because you don’t work.
- Christian Science: When shit happens, don’t call a doctor – pray!
- Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
- Darwinism: This shit was once food.
- Capitalism: That’s MY shit.
- Communism: It’s everybody’s shit.
- Feminism: Men are shit.
- Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can’t live without us…
- Commercialism: Let’s package this shit.
- Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
- Idolism: Let’s bronze this shit.
- Existentialism: Shit doesn’t happen; shit IS.
- Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
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